The Outhouse Fiasco

                                                   The Outhouse Fiasco I can't believe my Aunt and Uncle let me get close to their farm after all the things that happened. They must have thought disaster followed me. My friend and I seemed to find trouble in everything we did.  One evening  after playing hard all day, we stunk, we were dirty and wanted to have a Sauna. My Aunt started it up for  us and all we had to do was wait.  Julie decided to use the outhouse before we got into the sauna.  Both of us were overweight, Julie more so, and was shorter.  Shortly after I hear screaming for the outhouse. I figured she saw a snake, no big deal.  Again, she is hollering my name. I figured I better check, not that I wanted to see a snake or smell the outhouse, but I did go over. I open the door, there is no Julie.  Where the heck did she go? I hear yelling inside and looked down. Sitting on the shit pile beneath the outhouse was Julie.  She broke the outhouse seat and took a plunge.  She

Maid of Honor.... Never Again

 You'd think being a Maid of Honor for a friend would be great, not in my case. I was 23 years old when asked. The bride and groom were older, she was in her 30's and Bob was maybe 50. Not sure, but he was quite a bit older than Kathy. Plans were made, it was a pot luck reception and I made the wedding cake since I loved cake decorating.  Everything seemed to fall into place. The morning of the wedding we went to get our hair done in up dos. We got dressed and were picked up to go to the church. Waiting for guests to be seated and the ceremony to begin, I was informed we would be going to the Marina for photos after. The ceremony went well, I noticed the groom didn't have his teeth, only his two fangs were showing.  It made for some interesting photos. The car was waiting for us to head to the marina. It was nice and sunny, flowers were blooming, water and boats behind us, a perfect backdrop.   After the photos we head back to the parking lot to find out Bob sent the car ba

Out of Toilet Paper

Out of Toilet Paper As I sat on the toilet taking a dump, brushing my teeth and reading  tweets, I realized some moron didn't refill the toilet paper. (That would be me).  Some idiot took all the laundry downstairs and didn't replace the towels. (That would be me again). I suspect that the males in this house think they are replaced by little fairies.  I tried to message my Son who was in the garage with his Dad AND the toilet paper. No reply! What the hell am I going to do, take off my shirt to wipe my arse? After checking the cupboard in front of me for my hidden emergency roll and find nothing (I forgot I used that last week and didn't replace it) I sat there for 10 minutes praying someone will come inside. No such luck.   Only option was to take a shower and spray my butt with the nozzle. Thank God it's detachable. Soon as I get in, I hear a knock on the door. My son, " mom, I brought you toilet paper, you forgot to fill up the holder. I had a shit earlier and


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A Story to satisfy your thirst for suspense, fantasy and erotic vampires.

When Death Gives Us Hope: The Death Chronicles: Book Three The Author is brilliant in this 3 book Erotica series.  This book continues after the death of Conners brother William, whose life was taken by a Vampire that was brought back to life after Centuries of entombment.  Conner is determined to destroy him and get his revenge for Williams demise. The mystery of the story deepens with every turn of the page. There is the addition of new characters, who play a vital part of the story. It  leaves you at the edge of your seat, waiting for the next twist in this jaw-dropping story.  You can never guess what will happen next because you will be wrong.  This isn't the typical Erotica story of constant sex, it is a story like no other that gently leads you to the erotic encounters that are very well-written, while satisfying your curiosity of the story line.   It's phenomenal to see a male author with such imaginative skill writing this magnificent creation of adventure, sex,

Another Amazing Erotic Vampire

After Death Sets Us Free: The Death Chronicles: Book Two By James Fuller I couldn't wait to read this book after finishing Book 1.  The story continues,  a few years after the first ends. The story line develops a new path, more characters as well as keeping Conner, Kelsey, William, and Icarus. William, now a vampire himself and Icarus the Warlock have become friends, or have they? Conner's mission is to hunt William down while seeking out the pendant that could turn him back. The author makes you feel the fear, love and passion in the story. Everything is excellently described that you can envision what is happening.  The deep erotic passion is so well-depicted you feel the tingles yourself.  The book brings your senses alive. There are so many emotions when reading.  It is brimming with fear, shock, sadness, and love. It leads you to unknown places as the author steers you down a winding road with unexpected events at every turn. If you enjoy fantasy, vampires, eroti

The man who writes amazing Erotica

Until Death Do Us Part: The Death Chronicles: Book One     by James Fuller  @AuthorJFuller This was my first Erotica book I have read that was written by a man, and was a little skeptical. It turned out to be the BEST Erotic story I have ever seen. It was by far different from any book in this genre.  The authors perspective was nothing short of fabulous. It had a jaw- dropping story line that went along with the stunning sex. It flowed together and left behind so many emotions. It was so action packed and so well-detailed that I felt like I was watching the story unfold in front of me. Connor was a Vampire Hunter in search of a specific Vampire that caused horrific trauma to his life and family. He suffered flashbacks that caused him to go beyond his limits. The descriptions of the erotic parts of the book were full of passion and will leave you a little short of breath. His brother William, a sweetheart of a man, suffered a