National Lazy Day

The perfect way for me to celebrate this day is to sit on the couch, watch movies and type away. You have my permission to do the same!

This day gives up a reason to relax and lay back on the couch to become a slacker, couch potato, and do absolutely NOTHING.

If you are planning on celebrating today by going to any festivities, you are doing it all wrong. The purpose of the day is to be lazy.

Turn on the tv, grab a book and cuddle up to the couch and veg.

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