Posts on whatever happens to come to my mind, you will never know what comes out of my thoughts. Knowledge, fun and sass is what you can expect.
Follow me and leave comments.
Published in a magazine
Get link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
Email
Other Apps
It's out! Last month I was asked to do an interview with a magazine in NW Ontario. It is available from the Manitoba border to Sudbury. I was thrilled to see my book in the October issue of The Walleye. Here is the article.
The story began last weekend when Gabby’s younger sister, won a plush cat stuffie at a kids fishing tournament. The prize was the biggest catch of the day, and Adri was beaming with pride as she showed off her new fluffy friend to everyone. Gabby couldn’t help but feel a twinge of jealousy, but she pushed it aside and joined in on the excitement, knowing how happy her sister was. So what do i do? I found an identical cat (so I thought) on Amazon and had it shipped to the house of course! When the stuffie arrived, I tore the box open to surprise Gabby. To my disappointment, the cat was lumpy, had less stuffing, and, of course, had two holes already! I passed over the toy, which, in my opinion, was not worth keeping, and yet even after showing her its flaws, she had the biggest smile. I went into mom mode again and found out which store Adri’s cat came from and it was even the same price as the one off Amazon! When I told Gabby the plans to go to the mall to find a “better” toy, she was ...
A friend of mine, Ed was heading from out west to visit. He had a friend in Winnipeg who insisted he stay with him for a few days , he needed some help from Ed. Ed had been telling me about the terrible places he stayed in British Columbia, well, he hit gold in Winnipeg. He arrived at an old house in need of repair. The inside must be in better condition, right? WRONG! The owner had built a military sized bunk that was too high, his head was touching the ceiling. The box spring on top had no springs, just a carton. Inside he had a fold out sponge mattress. It was so short that his feet hung off the edge. It was also too narrow that his shoulder hung over the sides. He had a blanket to throw down to cover the mattress and then a blanket to cover him. It was still winter and very cold. There was no heat in the house except for a couple small heaters that didn't heat up much. There was every piece of garbage all over the floor, mostly paper t...
A few days in the hospital is good for finding some humour in situations you can't control. This time around, my bum was the butt of all jokes. My God, the first picture I saw was a dried out pig that had been roasting too long on a spit. Wrinkled skin hanging off my backside with fluid filled blisters popping all over. Suddenly the peeling would start, strips of skin coming off in sheets that would impress Hannibal. Being told to leave it alone made it even itchier. I swear, going to poop there were blisters that consumed the entire poop only to pop when wiping. My wonderful nurses Kim and Lisa would check my my arse for dry cracks, wounds and whatever else could be hiding back there. I would bend over mooning them so they could have a good look. So gently, they would butter up my arse, no fear of the hemorrhoid that kept watch and would wink at them plotting to take a shot and make way for a fart or worse. They would have nice padded dressings to cover the problem areas as...
Comments
Post a Comment